Please, no story telling to others......

My topic for today is kissing and telling. First of all, I want all my potential dating prospects to know that the FASTEST way to get me to drop you is kissing and telling, I absolutely HATE that shit. This is also one of the fastest ways to separate the boys from the men. I grew up around nothing but boys, there might have been sprinkles of girls in my life now and then, but up until I came to america I was friends with mostly boys. One of the wisest things i've ever done in life is to have older male friends at a young age. Oh you thought I kept little boy friends? LMFAO, no silly. I always hated boys my age because after hearing real shit from grown men the ones my age seem like such idiots to me and that is something that still happens to this day. I despise a lot of guys my age because I don't know what happened to my generation but let's just say these little boys are far too easily influenced in my opinion........but that is another story for another time.

I remember what made me realize the true consequences of kissing and telling. I was in the 9th grade and the love bug bit me in the ass............hard. I can honestly say that to this day i've never felt anything close to what I felt for......let's call him Jim (I don't like to name drop). Me and him were going out and we made out(shut up, I was 14) and someone else who was friends with us and who was there when it happened came back to school and told everybody, Jim thought it was me and straight ignored me for months, mind you I was head over heels for this guys so it really hurt me and it's something I still remember. After I had learned (from someone else) why he was mad at me, I didn't try to tell him the truth.......I ignored his ass right back. It's crazy because I still do that shit to this day and I've become quite good at it, sometimes it's almost like they're really invisible. I was pissed because I learned two things at the tender age of 14, 1) guys HATE it when the ones they're with kiss and tell and 2) guys are real idiots. Even though I didn't do it, the very insinuation that I did it was enough for him to go from liking me to utterly disliking me and at that age that shit seemed really crazy to me and I didn't understand it, but now I understand why he was so pissed. You see, i've had it done to me and to this day, I can't even really look the guy's picture on facebook who kissed and told without hoping that he steps on a land mine. Cruel, vindictive? I know right, but it's the truth......that's how much I dislike it.

First of all, if me and you are doing whatever we're doing, it's OUR BUSINESS. Why do other people have to know what we did? What, you think that by telling everyone it will enlarge your dick or something? If God didn't bless you with it then bragging to everybody about what we did will do nothing to help you sweety. Be a man and keep your fucking mouth shut. I was pissed that he told what we did, and I was even more pissed because he said my name and then the story was transformed into this huge ass lie by the time it got back to me(like telephone, that game we used to play in kindergarten) and i'm like, you're such a bitch. I expect things like that from women but when men do it, it throws me off and honestly it disappoints me. I hate when men act like they have a vagina.

When women do it, it's expected but it's still not acceptable. Don't put all your business out on front street and get all surprised when those same bitches throw that shit back in your face. There was a time when I had like 4 or five close friends that I told things like that to, let's just say that was another lesson that life taught me. I thought it was ok because these were girls I called best friends and I wasn't telling everybody, but honey when you tell your business to a bitch you might as well be telling everybody. Now, there are two people who really know the explicit details of my sex life and that's Valerie(my best friend, and there are a lot of things that I don't tell even her) and the person i'm fuc..........being intimate with.

When we're young we do stupid things and I am no exception. What I can say is that I walked out of those situations with a HUGE lesson learned and a reinforced dislike for anyone who kisses and tells. Men, please be a man about your shit and keep your mouth shut, and if you can't suppress the bitch in you enough not to tell everybody please keep these poor ladies' names out of your sordid sex tales , and women please don't go telling people your business, it's like  you're giving them the tools to destroy your reputation.