Are You A Flexer, Rapper, Bad Bitch, Or Ratchet?

The very first subject I wanted to speak on was love but then I figured that’s not how I want to make my entrance. It would be like showing up at the club at 10’o clock to get in the free line with a head to toe forever 21 outfit and I’m not with that shit at all. I rather be the woman who walks in that bitch around 12:30/1:00 am through V.I.P and make every nigga mouth drop and every bitch eye roll (I say nigga and bitch why? Well that’s a convo for a different day). So that’s when I decided I wanted my topic to be about the shit I peep/peeped on social networks.

Flexing: (v) showing off, fronting, and/or lying
Ratchet: (adj) careless behavior, ghetto, nasty and/or crazy

Okay here is my problem with social networks. It allows people to put up a façade and it fool tons of people into thinking your living a life that you’re not. Then to top it off the façade will get the individual cocky and up in the air like they really doing the shit they type. The only way I can prove this is by examples (names have been omitted to spare an ass whooping).


Flexers. There was a guy who owned a twitter (a 500 k guy) and talked to one of my girls. He got out of pocket and said some shit like “how you gonna go from a Ferrari to a Honda?” (or some shit). Now me being close to my home girl I knew the truth. Dude owned no car, had no job, not even a bed to sleep in in fact he was a couch bummer. But he had the nerve to throw punches at a well established girl. Or you have the ones who @ you like they just did some real hardcore shit. Dude all you did was press shift and number two and typed some words. That’s not thug life. Have a seat power ranger! Oh and the infamous club pictures. Just because you took your school refund, paycheck, and/or short term money and blew it on a vip section, a bottle, and threw some ones in the air does not I repeat does not make you that nigga/bitch. It in fact makes you stupid (not high status) because your in a stinky club with a bunch of people who could give a rats ass about you with they cup out to drink your shit, just to listen to some music (that I'm sure you listened to on the way to the club) and drink. You could of did that at home. So lets just stop the flexing. Oh yeah and borrowing each others fits, cars, and money makes you a FLEXING ASS!

Rappers. You’re always talking about rise and grind. You have no grind you are rising with nothing to do and no future in the music industry. You tag me in your songs, club events, and album cover and honestly I’m sick of that shit. I don’t care and if you do it again I will report you to Mark Zuckerberg. Matter of a fact nine times out of ten you don’t even own your own shit and if you do your barely getting by because you are trying to smoke like Wiz Khalifa and be in the studio like Tupac (rip). All I'm saying is there are plenty of colleges and tech schools and hey jobs are starting to pick back up its nothing wrong with choosing a more realistic career path especially if your 25 or older!

Bad Bitches. Its just way toooooo many of you seriously I lost count. To be bad is to exude confidence and be secure with yourself. I’ve seen some unfashionable not that pretty chicks and guess what she had her own shit and could probably take your man. Just because you can throw some bebe, forever 21, and charlotte russe together (which I'm not knocking I do find cute stuff in all of the listed) does NOT mean you are bad. Just because you got the best duplicate of a Louis V purse does not mean you are bad. Just because you got in VIP does not mean you are bad guess what sillies can get in VIP not by face card but you get the point. So always quoting Nicki Minaj and saying “I’m bad” doesn’t make you bad it in fact makes you insecure because you have a point to prove with yourself. Okay you just ate a Twist or Prime guess what I’ve eaten there plenty of times and I’ll show up in sweats, a polo, and dunks and still shit on you (toot toot). So please let’s just stop the “I’m Bad” movement.

Last but never least:

Ratchets. I’ll keep this one short and simple. If you got a kid/ or kids and you’re always going out every weekend with photographic evidence you may be ratchet. Exposing your life problems on social networks (baby daddy issues, you got an abortion, or other personal info) may make you ratchet. If you have a video uploaded on the net where you are fighting or doing any other foolish activity you may be a ratchet. Pictures/Sexy videos with grandma or the kids in the background you may be ratchet. Talking like a nigga when you’re a female vice verse you may be ratchet. It’s upsetting to see pregnant chicks at the club like bitch where are your morals you are a mommy now. It’s becoming a disease that has to be cured.

If any of the following pertains to YOU please STOP! In the words of the hilarious Ed Lover, “C’mon Son!”